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| I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
-David Kleinberg
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| As well as raccoon's. It may still be. It's just something I spewed up. Unfortunately, the one best word in the lyrics possibly does not exist. Nonetheless, enjoy.
Eighteen hours - Based on Sixteen tons
Some people have dreams of drowning in mud
But having no dreams is like drowning in blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
Grow a-weak and weaker as the day goes on.
You sleep eighteen hours, what do you get
One day older and more insomniac
Saint Peter don't you wake me 'cause I can't go
I need to sleep just a little bit more.
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
Messed up my schedule till the end of time
I lay eighteen hours in a nine o'clock nap
Then I found they'd all just hit the sack.
You sleep eighteen hours, what do you get
One day older and more insomniac
Saint Peter don't you wake me 'cause I can't go
I need to sleep just a little bit more.
I was born one mornin', on a fast movin' plane
Thrashing and turnin' in my aisle lane
By the time our plane landed, it was late in the night
But I was lagged and awake all after that flight
You sleep eighteen hours, what do you get
One day older and more insomniac
Saint Peter don't you wake me 'cause I can't go
I need to sleep just a little bit more.
If you see me comin', better step aside
Lack of sleep's made me moody, wide-eyed
One step too close, you don't stop and stay back
I'll drop dead right on you like a deadweight sack.
You sleep eighteen hours, what do you get
Another day older and more insomniac
Saint Peter don't you wake me 'cause I can't go
I need to sleep just a little bit more.
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| It's a new single by Weird Al:
http://www.dontdownloadthissong.com/tracks/DDTS.mp3
Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Download This Song LyricsOnce in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break into national copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza.
But deep in your Heart.
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
Cause you start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car
[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Oh you don’t want to mess
With the R I Double A
They’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you
are
[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee
[Chorus]
Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)
Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really
Should)
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go
out and Buy it)
Oh Don’t Download This Song.
Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should
(You should get it)
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sorry, i just had to get that out.
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| I thought I'd come up with cool poetry after a time, from "Schisms"
...
Then we sat on the sand for some time and observed
How the oceans that covered the world were perturbed.
By the tides from the orbiting moon overhead -
How relaxing the sound of the waves as you said.
I began to expound upon tidal effects,
When you asked me to stop, looking somewhat perplexed.
So I did not explain why the sunset turns red,
And we watched the occurence in silence instead.
"Ode to Spot"
- Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
- An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
- Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
- Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
- I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
- A singular development of cat communications
- That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
- For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
- A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
- You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
- And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
- It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
- Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
- Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
- And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
- I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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